Really, I probably should put the kibosh on any sort of merriment at the expense of a band whose show I might go to. I have a tendency to run into band members in the bar or on the street, and if they know that I said that they looked like a hobbit, or that my roommate made fun of their sideburns, or that I thought that they looked like the Penguin from Batman, well, I'd be more likely to get a punch in the ol' kisser.